Brain has made a very good point. Not about the cheese...well that is a good point, I'm pretty sure that would be more painful that coke up your nose but that wasn't what I meant.
Now that I am wanted by the CIA I must leave. I've decided to run away to Mexico and join the circus as Mary the Monkey Trainer. During my free time I will train to be a ninja. The money I shall make will not be much but it is better than life in jail. I personally think Mary is the perfect name...there are so many, do you know how long it will take to do background check on all the Mary's?
So, my friends, its been great. Should anyone ask where I went, I AM NOT MARY, A MONKEY TRAINER IN MEXICO. Or a ninja.