Brain has made a very good point. Not about the cheese...well that is a good point, I'm pretty sure that would be more painful that coke up your nose but that wasn't what I meant.
Now that I am wanted by the CIA I must leave. I've decided to run away to Mexico and join the circus as Mary the Monkey Trainer. During my free time I will train to be a ninja. The money I shall make will not be much but it is better than life in jail. I personally think Mary is the perfect name...there are so many, do you know how long it will take to do background check on all the Mary's?
So, my friends, its been great. Should anyone ask where I went, I AM NOT MARY, A MONKEY TRAINER IN MEXICO. Or a ninja.
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hee.. I know not of mary the monkey trainer. shh...
~not your mom
I just found your journal through SAZZY! You have a great journal here and I put you on alerts and will be back! :)
Theresa
So you're running away. I think its for the best really. You have a great journal but im not sure i can read anymore entries. With you being a hardened criminal im not sure i want to be associated with you. I ran a red light on my bicycle not long ago so chances are, if im caught, they will lock me up and throw away the key!
Ninja training sounds cool, although i guess hard work.
Personally i would train bunny rabbits not monkeys. Bunny rabbits dont tend to throw poop at you when annoyed.
They also taste better in a nice stew.
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