Sunday, July 1, 2007

The Secret Life of Alaina

 
So.
Yall know I've got a crazy grandmother.
 
Ever since Me and Alaina made our plans this weekend (I went to Krissy's for the night, Alaina went to her friends for the night) Nanas been in a bad mood. Long story.
Anyways, so today, nana has been on Alaina's case like crazy (She knows she cant say anything to me, I'll fight back and theres nothing she can do about it because I am not her child.)
Well today she saw Alaina's myspace name "Nymphetamine" ...It's a song from Cradle Of Filth. She's had it like that forever (And before I go on, I freakin told you you should figure out what it meant. ::giggle::) And today, since nana was looking for things to yell at Alaina about, She decided to go onto her myspace.
Next thing you hear
"DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?! YOU NEED TO WATCH WHAT YOU ARE PUTTING OUT THERE"  And so on, all over dramatized.
Apparently that is a mix of a Nymphomaniac (Pretty much a sex crazed chick. Look it up.) And Meth (..the drug, ya know?)
Nice Alaina. You are a sex crazed druggie?....You think you know someone.
After nana left the room I go to mom "Mom...there's nothing wrong with my name is there?" (Joking of course)...She replies :
"RYAN?! You put RYAN up?! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?! That means you are a Transvestite Hooker."
 
heehee...We've all been laughing about it.

1 comment:

brainwhispers said...

Myspace is full of weirdo's
:o)

Doesnt Ryan mean something about being a young royal or ruler?
Which basically translates as "bossy woman" :o)